The Race

Hey Jan.

Hey Stan.

How you?

Not so good. You?

Not so good.

Why you here to see Dr. Chode?

Pus-oozing hemorrhoids. You?

Inverted toes.

Really?

Really.

Hey there’s two wheelchairs over there. Wanna race?

No.

Why?

Pus-oozing hemorrhoids.

Yeah.

Yeah. You wanna take a walk?

No.

Why?

Inverted toes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I’m gonna ask Dan if he wants to race in those wheelchairs over there.

Hey Dan, you wanna race in those wheelchairs over there?

Yeah!

That was fun.

Yeah.

The nurses got mad.

So mad.

Haha.

Haha.

Here to see the doc about that fork sticking in your neck?

Yeah. Hurts.

Yeah. Okay, see ya next time.

Next time then.

Hey Jan, good luck with your pus.

Yeah. Good luck with that toe thing.

Yeah.